plz talk dirty to me
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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