i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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