I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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