Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Operation Purity has been aborted
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Randomize