HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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