its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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