I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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