their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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