..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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