There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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