I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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