a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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