Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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