I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I need moral support for this bender
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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