there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just had sex on a roof
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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