i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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