No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm both gender and math confused
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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