I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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