all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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