Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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