just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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