if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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