I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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