i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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