May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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