You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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