He kissed a someone with a penis
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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