As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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