Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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