About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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