Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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