does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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