i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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