I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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