We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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