that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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