Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My life is pants optional.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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