I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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