So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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