Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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