May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize