8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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