i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Someone signed my nipple.
Dear god my vagina.
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