just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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