You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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