I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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