Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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