Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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