So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This house was built for laser tag.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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