I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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